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Rude! (Gunther and Lamia)Gunther: So what’s with the dress?
Lamia: Excuse me?
Gunther: The dress, toots. Yah frippery shit. Ah know Pussy got yah riding his cock ‘n all, but binding yah sizeable breasts in somethin’ so restrictive is, how do Ah put it…retarded.
Lamia: I—this—it’s part of the outfit. It makes me stand out. Unlike the rest of you (she eyes Gunther’s shoddy, mud-stained overcoat). Especially you. Christ! Why not just go nude if you’re going to treat your outfit like that?
Gunther: Pockets! Can’t get enough of them. Keep all kinds of tasty things inside. (a pocket jiggles and a matted field mouse tries to crawl out. Gunther quickly smacks the mouse, exploding the tiny creature all over his side pocket).
Lamia: UGH! WHY?
Gunther: What, don’t like puddin? (he licks his fingers clean of gore

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Those damn shoes HURT. Michael really ought not walk around in those stupid boats when he's now built for digigrade struttin'. Idiot.

You can't really do him a favor without getting some sort of thinly veiled insult in return. He thinks favors are tricks. He might enjoy himself, but he so sure you're just trying to manipulate him that it just taints everything he does. In a way, he's more capable of dealing with assholes than truly nice people.

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The other Half-Dead there is Lamia, who is learning to put up with Michael's ridiculousness by just not reacting best she can. A mental shut-down and denial is, she thinks, a good way of dealing with that abuse.

~spikedpsycho Feb 22, 2013

For comfort, I would have invested in the "sock" market.

~ESDA06 Feb 22, 2013 Professional Filmographer

HA!

~bluebomer Nov 26, 2011 Student Artist

lol those feet will take too long to massage them

~siaorie Nov 25, 2011

haaaah i dont know what to say anymore

~ESDA06 Nov 25, 2011 Professional Filmographer

"that boy ain't right" usually works for me

~siaorie Nov 26, 2011

that is true..

~LacedDog Nov 25, 2011 Student Filmographer

Don't bite the hands that massage your feet, Michael. Nobody else would be willing to do it!

~LeitaKree Nov 25, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

That probably depends on how much alcohol he plies Vinn and Caroline with.

~LacedDog Nov 25, 2011 Student Filmographer

.....oh god, it probably does.

~LeitaKree Nov 25, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

To be fair, Lamia probably does a much better job since Caroline and Vinn would likely be piss drunk before they agreed to it.

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